I lied to one of those Green Peace guys today. You know, the ones who stand on the corner and pretend to be your friend. I told him I had a friend who used to work for them (true) and I was already a member myself (not true). Thinking my brilliant plan had worked, I began to continue my walk across the street until he said, "Congradulations, you should feel proud of yourself man! Savin' some Polar bears!" I smiled, nodded and proceeded to walk away. Now all I can think about are those poor Polar bears...and Al Gore coming to hunt me down with his Nobel Prize.
I think I'm going to join Green Peace, or at least send some money to a Polar bear. I'm sure their unemployment rate is as bad as ours now.
-nP
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